Welcome to a new series I’m doing called “Worst of the best” where I pick the 5 worst episodes of an otherwise fantastic TV series. Today I will be picking one of the few shows that are as jaded and cynical as I am Daria. For those of you not familiar with the show it was an animated series that ran during the 90’s and early 2000’s an was actually a spinoff of Beavis and Butthead. The show show for the most part follows a teenage girl named Daria and her friend Jane where they must endure the stupidity of high school from their rather detached and cynical view points. This was for the most part a clever and well written series that didn’t shy away from some real character development, at it’s best Daria has an air of honestly to it but at its worst…….well you’ll see.
5. The New Kid:

This episode is where Daria befriends a rather sheltered home-schooled kid “Ted” while working in the yearbook club, of whom there are false rumors that his family is part of a cult. While hanging with Daria he starts getting more acclimated to normal teen life and when starts to get more popular friends he ditches Daria. The problem with this episode itself is mostly centered around Ted he doesn’t register as being a real human being in his own actions, particularly in his attitude shift towards Daria. This episode was also the point where the character of the man hating teacher Ms. Barch became a detriment to the show where she crosses the realms of believability when she beats up fellow teacher Mr. DeMartino while on school grounds…..why the hell does she not get fired?
4. Antisocial Climbers:

This episode see a school wilderness hiking trip go wrong when Dara, Jane and the other students stranded in a cabin when a blizzard hits. To make matters worse, they have no supplies because the boy who were suppose to bring them intend took bags of Quinn accessories and on of the faculty Mr. O’Neill has wondered off. On top of this Daria and Jane get lost in the blizzard when Mr. DeMartino falls off a cliff. This episode lacked the clever writing usually present in the show and was a complete mess for a narrative stand point……it was just all over the place with no real rhyme or reason. On top of this it was the second episode where the show became animated digitally so the quality of animation was at an all time low with hideous colours and animation glitches.
3. Daria!:

Well this one was actually really thin in terms of plot because they decided for what ever reason to make this one a musical. In a nutshell the town is in panic because a dangerous storm is forecast to hit. Everyone is in a rush to get home and hope for their own safety, Daria and Jane get locked up on the roof of the school with Kevin and Brittany as can’t make it back. This episode pretty much sucked because it was loaded with off key musical numbers and cringe worthy jokes that don’t do the show justice at all.
2. The Lawndale File:

This episode clearly written during the continued hype of things like the X-flies sees the school suspect that Daria is secretly a Communist and that Jane is fact and intergalactic alien. So a number of the students sneak around trying to expose the both of them. Now this paranoia seems to be passed onto Daria when seeing odd behavior with he sister make her think that she and maybe her family might be aliens too. This episode was just plain stupid because just so much was wrong with it. On top of the dumb plot you have more bullshit with Ms. Barch when she tries to get Mr. DeMartino deported (seriously why isn’t she fired?). On top of this Daria herself was completely out of character, I mean she is supposed to be a smart person and I don’t believe would get suckered onto stupid crap like that.
1. Depth Takes a Holiday:

Oh dear, what can I say about this train wreck. well……in this episode Daria is visited by the human embodiments of holidays Cupid (I would have preferred the killer from My Bloody Valentine) and St Patrick’s Day who tried to get Daria to help them get some runaway holidays who have decided to form a band back to Holiday Island…….On top of this Daria soon finds out that on Holiday Island, all the Holidays are in high school and the runaways were the cool kids. Do I really need to say anything? because this episode really has no excuse to exist…….it seems more like a rejected idea from Sabrina the Teenage Witch, not something that should have ever belonged in Daria. Only can only wonder how on earth this episode manged to get the thumbs up for production and kinda makes dread you wonder how bad the rejected ideas in season 3 would have been.
It’s kinda interesting to see how clearly talented people can so completely miss the mark, Daria is otherwise a fantastic show and that can easily make us forgive a handful of stinkers. At times one has to wonder though how such bad episodes are made, be it that the writer has had an off day or it just looked better on people then it did in practice. I can’t really say but those are my 5 worst Daria episodes so I hope you all enjoyed reading it.











